the wild world of DaneMals

a Dan(E)mal: a small mammal, roughly 6 feet tall and omnivorous with a mostly fruit and vegetable diet. Extremely passionate about its work, music, and style. Approach openly, friendly to pedestrians and receptive of companionship and camaraderie.

blastortoise:

british people will jump through their own assholes to describe the differences between accents but then refer to Africa like it’s one country.

(via s-tandoffish)

dalekpoetry:

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

This will never not be funny lmao

(Source: epic-vines, via poop-fart-princess)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via poop-fart-princess)