the wild world of DaneMals

a Dan(E)mal: a small mammal, roughly 6 feet tall and omnivorous with a mostly fruit and vegetable diet. Extremely passionate about its work, music, and style. Approach openly, friendly to pedestrians and receptive of companionship and camaraderie.



i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

I’m going to do this.